Why Did Nobody Tell Me About Motocross Zombies From Hell?

I'm appalled that I am just learning about this now. Shame on you, society. As a few of you may have realized, I'm something of a cinephile. I love a good flick (a movie, not what you thought of, perv). And it's no secret that most motocross features have sucked. Like, sucked balls. I would honestly put Motocrossed at the top of the list. Yes, the Disney film in which moto riders are depicted as word-slurring misogynists is the best. Granted, at least half of that depiction is pretty accurate, but still, you can't just tell people that, BRO.

Anyway, never before has a movie eclipsed the moto realm with such incredible range. I mean, they're firing on all cylinders with this one. Everyone knows that zombies and vampires and all that Halloween business are hot shit nowadays. Here we have zombies and motocross, a vicious one-two of cinematic excellence. But wait, we're not done yet, these are motocross zombies from Hell. What the fuck?! Like, I was scared enough with just zombies; now we're dealing with zombies that are dapping up Satan? We are fucked, people. Win, or get yo ass ate. Jesus, what a movie. And yes, there is a Motocross Zombies From Hell IMDB page.

Just throwing this out there: What are the odds that this is a porno? You know, not hardcore, but one of those Skinemax type jobs?