Mike Alessi's Bus Driver Gets Arrested For Child Molestation/Porn

Thursday, March 31, 2011, Christopher J. Lafever (d.o.b. 10/12/86), of Mustang, was arrested in Arlington, Texas, on a Coal County, Oklahoma, warrant for Lewd or Indecent Proposals to a Child Under 16, 4 counts of Soliciting Sexual Conduct or Communication with a Minor by Use of Technology, and Violation of Oklahoma Computer Crimes Acts. Bond in Coal County was set at $500,000. On February 14, 2011, members of the Oklahoma Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force assisted Coal County Sheriff’s Deputies in the case. Sheriff’s Deputies alleged Lafever contacted a minor male child on Facebook and, through text messaging, requested the child to send nude images of himself in exchange for autographed motocross gear. During the investigation, investigators learned in addition to the child in Coal County there were three additional instances where Lafever solicited nude images from children. Investigators determined Lafever would be at the Arlington, Texas, Motor Speedway on March 31, 2011. Oklahoma Task Force members contacted Texas Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force members in Collin County, Texas. Texas Task Force members conducted an undercover investigation into Lafever, at which time Lafever immediately solicited nude photographs from a child. Lafever agreed to meet the child at a specified location at the Motor Speedway, but instead Lafever was met by Texas Task Force members and Arlington Police Department officers. Check it here

I love it when shit like this happens. Not child molestation, but something that just seems like God pays attention to me and says "Here Eazy, having trouble blogging? Take a nice lay-up, on me." Thanks, God. You the man, BRO.

So this Lafever guy is Alessi's RV driver, and Mikey apparently didn't do much of a background check on big Chris. Guarantee that this guy has pics of Mike and Jeff when they were kids just littered around his room. I mean, they both still could easily pass for minors. They are this dude's flavor all day. Mike, when a guy's nickname for you is "You little Navy Seal", you might want to second-guess adding him to your entourage. Hell, Mike probably dodged a huge bullet here, because I don't think it's out of the question to speculate that this dude was planning some sort of Buffalo Bob scenario. Only thing really missing here is Chris Hanson. I would do terrible things to see some fat yokel in a "Mike Alessi" shirt on To Catch A Predator.

Actually, I'd do equally terrible things just to see this guy's face when he came to the swift realization that 12-year old Johnny Hotpants was actually about a dozen 6'4" Texas rangers. Like, "Oh, I'm.... fucked." Later, BRO, at least you won't have to worry about going around your neighborhood to tell people you're a sexual predator, because it will be a motherfucking miracle if you make it in a Texas prison.

Serious question: why does it seem like every pedophile is also gay? Like, statistically, you'd think that more would prefer girlies, but I gotta tell you I'm seeing a serious skew in the numbers, here.