I. Fucking. Hate. Quads.

If you're getting sick of me making fun of quads, just leave. It's never going to stop. Not until the last quad has breathed its last forsaken breath. Moving on...

Goddamnit quads. Now I'm starting to get pissed. This is getting real. I feel like the battle to end all battles between bikes and quads is ramping up. It's all because you guys try to transcend the boundaries into our world. We don't want you in our world. Now you're trying to involve our people in your gay little videos. I wish Barcia could do more than get this video kicked off the internet. Fucking sue these guys to the wall. I will act as legal concigliere if it means we can lock these destitute scumbags up and throw away the key. This is an act of terrorism. I'm scared that I'm going to kill myself everytime that kid hits a jump on his shitty RC car-style track. Terrorism. This is why we need quadcentration camps. Put all of those little quad riders in their own enclosed little area where they can thumb each other and do radical skids all day long. I mean, I am not a fan of Hitler or the Third Reich or anything, and his logic about races and creeds was dead wrong. But the reasoning behind the camps, that might not have been the worst of all time. Just saying...

Oh this should go without saying but I will anyway for any special members of our audience - That is not Barcia. Ok, done.