Oh, You Can't Crip Walk Mid-Wheelie?

What the motherfuck is in the water in Baltimore? That city is legitimately producing some of the most talented riders I have ever seen. We all know that I have thrown my full support behind Raise It Up, but these Wildout Wheelie Boyz are absolutely unbelievable. When you can throw a C-walk on the seat of the bike in the middle of a wheelie in traffic, you are just the shit. That's all there is to it. You are more of a man than the guy next to you, and twice as much as the guy next to him. By the way I did do the research and these guys are also from Baltimore, if you haven't already picked up on that. I'm pretty sure they are an extension of Raise It Up, not unlike the Rollin' 60s and the Ten Line Gangsters. Take it for what it's worth, but these guys are some of the best riders I've ever seen. And they upgraded the equipment, too. I counted at least five showroom condition bikes in there. But you know what? If you can pitch the bike up to 13-o'clock and sip some gin and juice and downshift while your doing it, you are entitled to whatever bike you want. That's a rule.

P.S. - I swear on my life if I am down in Baltimore with a bike I am finding these guys and doing a ride sesh with them. I don't care if I have to wear a bulletproof vest or whatever, it's happening.