Friday, February 25, 2011

The Best Hillclimb Has To Offer. I Think.

I don't know about you, but the second I started watching this, I was expecting the most incredible hillclimb run of all time; a run that in one fell swoop would make me respect hillclimb as a legitimate alternative to motocross. That bike looks like the Terminator of hillclimb machines. I mean, look at the guy kicking it over, he needs a fucking spotter to make sure the kickstart doesn't recoil and send him a clean 50-60 feet in the air. He needs to pull in the clutch with a full reach-around technique. Needless to say, I was waiting on baited breath on the edge of my seat with my unwavering gaze fixed upon that motherfucker's clutch hand, just desperately counting the moments until that bitch got popped and that bike sang up that hill at a speed that would make Jesus Christ himself say "Whoa bro, that's a fast fucking bike." But then we all know what happened. The guy pops the clutch and the bike farts its way up the hill at a pace that would be embarrassing on a 110, only to fall the fuck over about 40 feet up. Congrats hillclimb, you have lived up to your reputation. Might as well grab a quad and a pair of rollerblades, bro.


  1. These videos are gold.

  2. Damn that was a huge build up for what had to have been the shittiest hill climb I have ever seen, considering that bike was built with one purpose. Now that I think about it, that run kind of reminds me of Pee Wees Big Adventure...

    Fuckin uncanny!

  3. Guess thats what happens when you start that bike in 4th gear haha


    This is a radical machine tough!!