Tree-Hugging Pussy Makes Epic Failure Anti-Motocross Game On Facebook

Honestly, when I first saw this, I knew I had to talk about it, but I really didn't know what to say. Like, I read everything, and was absolutely speechless. Not, however, from the seemingly infinite "facts" (that term used looser than a $10 hooker after a $1000 bachelor party), but from how pissed this guy is at motocross riders. Why single out dirt bikes and ATVs? You need something to complain about, BRO? Honestly, it's kind of pathetic. Listen, I'm not going to sit here and tell you motocross is good for the environment. Certainly, it's not. But, the damage done directly by motocross bikes is nothing if not negligible compared to the damage done by pollution caused by automobiles, oil refineries, and other major forms of pollution. Not to mention that motocross tracks are already incredibly scarce when compared to other environmental hazards, so that point seems rather trite, as well. I'll bet that of all the tree-hugging activists, this guy is the retard of the group, the one that would just fuck everything up if he was involved. All the legit hippies are off trying to stop global warming and shit like that, and when this guy tried to tag along, they just said "Uh, wait, BRO, we have a really important project for you." They gave him a Facebook page and let him play with it. I mean, he made it a fantasy game. I'll bet this guy literally never made it a day through high school with his lunch money. It would be one thing to make an anti-motocross page, I'll give you that. But it's a fantasy game. That no one plays. At all. Way to go, Sunflower or whatever it is that your sad, deluded parents named you. You've got ten fans on Facebook. Honestly, I tried to find a page that you were beating, but for the life of me I couldn't. You know what, I'm putting a gold star right next to your name on the bulletin board. Good going, champ.