Just Another Way Quads Will Fuck Your Day Up

We've already established that quads suck, but it's pretty much a fact that in physical combat, quad vs. dirtbike, quad will always come out on top. Logistically, there is no scenario in which a 200 pound motorcycle is going to beat a quad that weighs 1,000 pounds (give or take). What the hell is this quad guy thinking? Sure, the dirtbike dudes are total joes and probably were riding way over their heads, but let's not lose sight of what's important here, which is that crashes like these are ALWAYS the fault of the guy with four wheels. That's just the law, ok? Quad joe, you have no business riding a trail that is 6 feet wide on a vehicle that is 5 feet wide, got it? These guys are definitely nicer people than me. Laughing it off instantly, no questions asked. Camera man is just psyched that he got it on video so he can show the rest of the bros at the bonfire. My quote would have been "I got it on video, you're going to jail, bitch!"