MX in the Mainstream. Grandma Got Runover By A KLX125

So I was watching a re-run of Tosh.O on Comedy Central the other day and he featured this video on the show. Yes, we're going big time, everyone. No more McDonald's for us. It's just champagne and caviar from here on out.

It's pretty mind-blowing to ponder what separates those with the gift and what doesn't. All I know is that some people have it and some don't. Having actually worked as an instructor, I will tell you right now, getting a rider the first ten feet is easily 3/4 of the battle. Teaching someone how to coordinate their throttle and clutch is probably about as difficult as explaining to your son that a butt pirate is not an acceptable anti-smoking mascot. This woman had no shot, right from the start. I love that there is not even a thought to give her a helmet. Old lady in heels? She'll be a natural, all day long. It looks like she's also wearing a leather jacket, so of course she got some Marlon Brando points. She's an easy rider, for sure.

Honestly, these people seem to sympathize with the old ass woman in the wheelchair, but fuck that. What was she thinking? Get out of the way, you old bag. God, she ruined everything, that lady would have been sending the plywood ramp that is surely in the backyard if it wasn't for that old bitch. Like, get off your lazy ass and go bake some cookies or something.

And finally, thank you, oh thank you, for the guy at 1:20 in the bandana. A true man's man, he knows where a woman's real place is, and that's on his unit while he's drinking a beer, not on a motorcycle.