Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Can't Seatbounce Without A Seat, BRO



This was a BROment if I've ever seen one. And it's great, too, because it's 100% funny. Each separate piece that came together to create this is funny on its own. The guy goes out there in unmatching gear, first of all. I know it's muddy, but dewd, you're on television; there are no excuses. Then obviously the seat falls off. His mechanic was probably trying to play a joke on him. Those Asians have some crazy humor, I'll tell you what. Just unscrew that seat, my man; buckets of laughs. By the way, I'm just assuming his mechanic is Asian, I really have no idea. They tend to flock together, no? Moving on, Yuta then tries to seat bounce the triple with one key ingredient missing....that's right, his brain. Because had he used his mind to do the math of bike - seat = no seatbounce, he may have just doubled and been no worse for the wear. But he had that transfer position, albeit one turn into the race, so he decided to suck it up and take that subframe right up the wahzoo, only to pull a boner air that would make Trey Canard pink with envy and case the ever-loving shit out of that motherfucker. Again I say that the LCQ is always good for a laugh, and this one came hard about five seconds into the race. So for that, I say thank you very much to Mr. Ikegaya's mechanic. I feel like I should know how to say that in Asianese. Eh, whatever.

7 comments:

  1. Right you are Eazy! Everything happened just right to create the perfect storm of fuckin awesome! That alone made tuning in worth it. Thank god for DVR because I must have hit rewind on that like 10 times right after. Damn I love the LCQ's.

    SMM

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  2. Air-wheelie to subframe-buttrape? ouchhhhh haha the poor guys probly got broken tailbone.

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  3. I can't imagine how much that hurt. Definitely wouldn't hurt the tailbone, can't break that with an air filter!

    I'm guess the ass cheeks are a bit sore!

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  4. Yea things definitely did NOT go well for that guy.
    What do you say to your mechanic after that?? Or, what does the mechanic say...? "Dude, Sorry"

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  5. his mechanic clearly forgot to put the seat bolts in cuz bolts dont rattle loose after 2 turns

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  6. He is his own mechanic.

    @TJC untightened seatbolts rattle loose during a warmup run!

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  7. Ahhh...not so fast. I am going to have to say that this guy isn't on our team. There is no way he is Asian. Look at how fat he looks: he should be on a Honda 3 wheeler with a 12 pack cooler mounted on the back. Did you get a look under the helmet? That mismatched gear is a giveaway. He probably had the jersey given to him by the nice Asian guy in the pits. The guy riding clearly has a blond mullet. Sorry, but you can't pin this one on us.

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