Wednesday, February 2, 2011

No Joke, This Guy Has A Pro License. Original Commentary By Yours Truly



I know that this is kind of an asshole thing to post, but it has to be done. How were we not supposed to make a video of this guy? I think that Monster or Feld has some sort of "Pro License For A Day" contest and this guy brought in the most cans or something. Remember when I posted before about seeing people on the track that just had no business being out there? This is just a service to this guy and others like him. Don't go out on a professional supercross track if you bought your pro license in 1991 and haven't ridden since then. If you do, you are going to get videotaped and I am going to throw in some commentary. This is just tough love, it's all for your safety. Like, those black backgrounds might actually be C class backgrounds instead of 250 Pro. Seriously though, the AMA needs to reconsider the rule that anyone who had a pro license before the new requirements were set in place can be grandfathered in, because yahoos like this guy couldn't even make the B class at LL.

21 comments:

  1. He REALLY uses all his suspension travel in the whoops really knows how to soak them up nice

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  2. http://www.damonjsmith.com/

    No joke, this is the guy.

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  3. I fuckin love it! Could I do any better? Fuck no! But my ass wouldn't be out on a supercross track for the world to see.


    Scottmustmoto

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  4. Fuck you douche bag. That guy would destroy you on a motocross track any day of the week. I would give you $100 if you could only roll through the whoops without going over the handlebars. Supercross is gnarly. Dont bag on stuff you have no experience with. How about put down your shitbag camera, get a real dream, and work towards that, rather than just demoralizing others. The funny part about it is your $50 ticket helped pay this guys purse money. Way to go dumbass. Talk shit all you want, but until you pull your weiner out from between your legs you have nothing to show. Fuck you. Thanks ;)

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  5. Not to toot my own horn, but I am 100% sure that I could hit the whoops faster than that. And as far as my $50 ticket, I didn't pay anything. Gotta love press passes. Sucks for you, chief.

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  6. Oh yeah, and if you actually think that this BRO even touched a piece of the purse money, then you are more delusional than he is. And clearly know absolutely nothing about supercross. So there goes your credibility. You're a victim of your own slight, dumbass.

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  7. Hey Eazy do you remember what his quali time was?

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  8. Alright bud.... I'm sorry we didn't all pay Feld for our credential. Next time you make it to one of the supercross rounds come find me. i'll be on the floor wearing one of those headsets. And you should check the payout again, because last I checked Last place in the LCQ gets paid. Its self righteous pricks like you that put a damper on this sport. Your daddy bought you a dirtbike so you think you invented the sport. Don't forget, even though you have a camera and a friend that races, there are some of us out there that are a little more in the industry than you bud. Nuff said.

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  9. I am pretty sure he didn't make the night show anonymous.

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  10. Yea I believe he was 12 seconds of the 2nd slowest time? Certainly wasn't in any night show.
    Joe Shmow

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  11. Haha...Some douche going by "anonymous" tryin to talk shit and call someone out. Good shit!


    Scottmustmoto

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  12. What does last place in the day time unseeded timed LCQ pay? I'm signing up! I'm fat and slow, but certain I would pull off a second to last. And I just started writing my new book- Champions Don't Waste Morning Wood... should be a great read.

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  13. Hey people: stop the Eazy hate. This guy could hurt or kill himself or someone else. He should NOT be on the track. And it makes no difference if he did or did not make $100 that night. It's obvious he should not be riding out there. The AMA needs to do what is left of their job.

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  14. Eazy - you are a fucking joke. I would give you $1000 to double the triple you posted a video of him jumping. if you want to be a dumbass know it all fan, go back to football where you came from.

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  15. Ha, I will take you up on that bet all day long, chief.

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  16. Haha im surprised no one passed him until he went down in the sand

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  17. There's more to this story - check it out

    http://jaredbolton.com/2011/02/12/damon-smith-interview/

    http://vimeo.com/19881088

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  18. Im pretty sure starting out your so called "come back" with fuck you douche bag makes you lose all of your credibility, just saying. And as for Eazy you are one funny mother fucker. Glad to see someone is finally putting humor into the sport, pingree is like the dane cook of motocross humor.

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  19. haha
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCkqD9fXdg

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  20. they almost make "mr smith" look good in this video..... almost.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCkqD9fXdg&NR=1

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