Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Is James Stewart Losing Evidence Of The 2012 Apocalypse?


So a bunch of BROtards and I were having a pretty good discussion yesterday, and it got to the point where I decided that it was something worth blogging. Let me paint you a picture: There we were, sitting and watching a re-run of Bubba's World. It didn't take long for the comments on how fake the show really is and how lame they are on camera started coming on like a Catholic priest to an alter boy. But we shut up when the riding footage hit the screen. It's just fun to watch Stewart ride. He is without question the most talented rider in the world. Amongst all his weird behavior (which has gotten exponentially crazier in the past year), he is the best rider out there. I don't really even like the guy, but I want him to win so I can feel like the universe has some form of stability. Like, sure other riders have been winning, and that's that, right? Well, I don't like it. They aren't better than Stewart, that's all there is to it. Yeah, I know the results say they are, but that's my point. The results are wrong. Fate is wrong. We are fucked. Seriously, it would just make me feel a little bit more comfortable with my personal state in this hectic environment we live in today if James would win all the time like he did in the 125 days. It's like the planets are out of alignment or Mercury is in retrograde or some other weird universal shit is happening. Stewart is the fastest, and he needs to be winning. He's not, so the world really is broken. One more fall and I will be legitimately worried about the space-time continuum being torn a new asshole. Win James, for the sake of John Cusack and everyone else who was in that shitty movie.

19 comments:

  1. the reality is that 4 strokes are gay and that's the reason it's all fucked up.
    if james was riding a 250 2 stroke in the premier class, he'd dominate the shit out of the situation. period.

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  2. great point....James Stewart is not winning because 4 strokes are gay.

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  3. Stew-stew is only faster because he rides over his head and then goes down under pressure. ALWAYS takes someone out with him too. On the technical Vegas track windham was obviously faster, during the race and in qualifying.

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  4. I'd have to agree with the first anonymous. Even though it's completely off topic, four strokes are ruining the sport. They should have a true 250cc class where a 2 or 4 stroke could run against each other. And run 500 two strokes against 450's. Now THAT is something I'd pay to watch. "The four stroke technology is superior BRO". Really? Heavier, louder, less cost efficient bikes are superior? It's been proven before that winning could be done on a four stroke without a cc advantage, but the AMA had a massive brainfart and decided that wasn't the case. It just seems really odd to me that the bikes get slower and the riders get faster... maybe thats why stewart keeps eating shit all the time.

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    1. dude are you fuking serious ? or just legitimately have a serious case of fuking down syndrome??? Did you REALLY just say that the bikes have gotten SLOWER??... S L O W E R ?? You my friend are a goddamn fuking moronic fuck-tard. go kill yourself dumbass, you couldnt be any further from the truth if you existed on different planets. WOW i think im actually dumber than i was before i read your comment, i still dont believe you just said that. Have you ever ridden a bike before? Do you remember when 4 strokes first came out? they were called "cheater bikes" because they were so much faster, and superior ? You know doug henry won a nation championship on a 4 stroke against an entire field of 2 strokes? how do you suppose thats possible??? Now why would EVERY rider, and EVERY factory team, satellite team, and every fuking other person whos ever raced motocross, make the switch to 4 strokes? if they are inferior and slower? the current race bikes are fuking stupid fast compared to what bikes used to be, and produce about 10 - 15 more hp than they had in the past...incase no one told you, they stopped making 2 strokes because people stopped BUYING THEM. Oh right, people stopped buying the better, more superior, faster bikes, in exchange for heavier, shittier, slower bikes? goddamn go kill yourself

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  5. How can you even make the point that the bikes are slower? I do not think riders have gotten faster because bikes are slower, there is just more competition that actually trains and works hard to win.

    This is not the days of Ricky where he laps up to 2nd place. The bikes are still fast just better bunch of riders.

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  6. Stewart is the DUMBEST rider on the track!! One lap he looks like the fastest rider on the planet, tne next he crashes like the biggest spode to ever throw a leg over a bike! That's why he doesn't win races/championships. Sorry BRO your wrong, there are a lot of guys that are better, smarter, and faster than JS7!

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  7. you guy about your 2 stroke crap ruining the sport are idiots have you guys owned a 450 they are torq monsters more traction and more power. they quit making 2 stokes cause they suck get a new bike (crf 450) and tell me that fuil injected 450 is worse than a 2 stoke i have a 07 cr 250 and a 2010 crf the cr250 is my wifes because the 450 is to torqy for her. james is losing so bad because he is on the most ocword bikes on the market he needs to get with one of the other three witch would probably be honda and i bet he would do alot better

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  8. I want to know why he always calls him self African American. No you are an American. Am I the first Irish french German American to write this. Post no I am the first American to write this .

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  9. wow the kid who said the bike he is on now is AWKWARD not ocword is fucking stupid.

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  10. ur all fuckin stupid

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  11. I agree that everyone that has previously post is STUPID! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT STEWART WOULD DOMINATE ON A 2 STROKE! 4strokes are purely and obviously faster then 2-strokes, he even makes that comment himself in his 2-stroke video! Kawasaki, Suzuki, and Honda all stopped making 2-strokes for a reason...THEY ARE DEAD! You know what else is DEAD? Stewart's career! I give him MAYBE 2 more seasons. Unless he gets a MAJOR reality check...soon!

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  12. Some what agreed^^ Yeah stop your bullshitting about 2 strokes... -_- thats, lets use train engines that run on coal instead of diesel motors, there more this and that no stuf get lost 2 strokes blow my dick so much more shifting and clutch usage no bottom end at all and like no torque, they only advantage isee in a 2 stroke is starting the dam thing....sorry i think stewart has a lot left in his career, 2 things! First hes on the shittest brand bike man could make in my opinion, hes aalways saying how they cant get that bike set right for him...third him being on that bike is making him bored/pissed with sport saying really, this is where im at, i shouldnt be here...He needs to get back on that kaiw and do some work ;)

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  13. wow my typing really does suck lol

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  14. The guys who said the 2-strokes are better are clearly ignorant. He is losing because of him. He only races supercross no outdoors which gives him less racing time. Plus new kids are coming up and winning. Yamaha is not awkward to the dumbass who said Honda was the best. Get outta here queer. Yamaha has the strongest motor out there. I race 450 intermediate and I would race my 250 2-stroke like you guys said and I was lucky to get top 5, ever since I got my yz 450 I've either been winning or top 3. So as much as I love two strokes, the 4-strokes are what you need to be competitive in racing. They have no bottom end either.

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  15. James could beat any of you on a cr85! (and he may crash in the process). But that is what makes James so great to watch. He is always on the gas. He always tries the most difficult line first. He is the best MXer alive today. I remember watching him live at Washougal on the KX125. It was absolutely incredible to watch and to hear. He was pinned full throttle for pretty much 99% of the track. All clutch action and incredible corner speed. He destroyed all of the others that day.

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  16. You're right poster^^ He could beat any of us on a cr85, but who the hell are we! NO ONE! Just cause he could beat any of us on a CR85 doesn't mean anything! I just dont think that his career is gonna amount to anything other then what he has accomplished! Which don't get me wrong is incredible! After all you are talking about when he was on a 125, AND he doesn't exactly ride a 125 anymore!

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  17. riding out of control and eating shit does not make someone the best

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  18. word that is some funny shit. and i have to agree js7 needs to be anything but on blue that bike does not fit him one bit. that is a dungey or reed bike not Stewart. cant be leave that dumb ass stayed with Yamaha now we get to watch him wreck every other heat not give good points battle. im going to Vegas and if the same shit happens i'll loose it. he is to reckless on that bike and took reed out of contention twice and nocked K.W. out in Vegas

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