Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Reader Vid Submission: A Mulisha Day At The BROffice

I want to hear (err, read) your take on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Rz1uvS3B8

Keep up the good work, and my first born child will be known as Eazy. Thats gonna suck if it's a little girl, though.


You know what? I don't hate it. There, I said it. Maybe the worst idea ever, but if slaying backflips with no gear at all doesn't get you laid, I don't know what will. Short of money. That ALWAYS will. But sessioning jumps in suits? It's definitely up there on the list. Have you ever ridden without gear on? It's like you are immediately sent back to your first day. Not riding; in life. I feel like a little baby and pretty much hit my go-to fetal position. Because of course I'm going to be that guy that would hit a tiny little roller and eat shit and be in a coma or something. So sending Da Supah Kicker[!] doesn't sound like something that I'd like to do without the proper motorcycle riding attire. I'd be pulling a Reed there and just saying "You know what, BROs? You can have that one."

Also, I don't hate Todd Potter. Honestly, I have no idea why, I just don't. Here's a few possible reasons: Doesn't ride a black bike anymore; Doesn't usually wear T-Shirts or other retarded shit when he rides (other than here); Rides a 4-stroke now - Not even that I dislike 2-strokes, but I LOVE anything that pisses off those annoying 2-stroke die-hards that [as their name suggests] refuse to just fucking die. Actually, all of those reasons are recent developments and not the case in this video. So I guess I hated him before. Who knew? He also rips butts like a champ. Yeah!

Oh, and Andrew, something about naming your first born Eazy: Who fucking cares if it's a girl? Eazy sounds pretty unisex to me. But you have to make the middle name "Not E" or something, so they know it's after me and not the O.G. Eazy E. Problem there is that your daughter will probably become a porn star with a first and middle name of Eazy and Not-E [Naughty]. But hey, porn stars can make a lot of money and most people really love them, so I say go with it.

1 comment:

  1. I know a girl name Des who's namin her kid after you too!

    BRO you got mad fans!