Monday, May 9, 2011

Chris Blose Proves That Black Bikes Are Slower

Just stating the facts here people: H&H have pretty much sucked up to this point. They have also run mainly black bikes up to this point. They switch Blose to green, bam, top 5. Coincidence? No way, BRO. You look factory, you feel factory, you ride factory. All there is to it. Black bikes aren't factory. I don't give a fuck who you are or aren't sponsored by, who cares if you run the same colorway as the factory? And don't give me all the branding bullshit, that bike gives me the same Hart and Huntington thought as the other one did, which is not much. Seems to me that the right guys in that squad got the right information from a certain blogging mogul of the moto industry. Of course, the boots look like they were hastily spray painted before the race started, but that's neither here nor there.

Now if someone over at Suzuki City will get the message, Malcolm will start getting podiums like they're going out of style.


  1. That helmet looks makes Blose look like a Ninja Turtle

  2. Anybody else see the rock hard ride hard that the fucking homo had while giving the trophy to chad reed? evidently the rock hard ride hard award is for whoever makes him the hardest

  3. I thought it had more to do with the fact that it was the last race and Blose wanted to prove to other teams he is legit. As far as I'm concerned he will be moving out of the way to make room for lil Hanson next year.

    And yes even during the presentation of the "I'm hard" award Chad had a look like he didn't understand why he would be getting this over others.