Monday, May 2, 2011

Did Mike Alessi Just Pick Up A GoateeSaver Sponsorship?


Maybe picking on Mike Alessi here, but that's my bread and butter. I love the guy, never gives a fuck how much people will say that he looks like a rapist. I mean, sure, he's not the first person to rock a goatee. But if you're just going to show up at the track rocking the hard BROtee, you had better send out a memo first. Attention everyone: I will be going with the hipster goatee this weekend. Please do not call the police if I am standing near your children, it is purely coincidental. I'm not saying this is definitely a message coming from the guy who's driver was just arrested for child molestation, but....you know. They told Mike to get a therapist, he went and got "the rapist".

3 comments:

  1. It blows me away how quickly this blog has gone from pretty damn funny to effin lame.

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  2. Those things are called DICKTARGETS not BROtee's.

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