Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Hansen Drops The Bottle Service While BROmac Lites It Up



Ok, let's discuss some 250 action. Hanny pretty much throwing it away on the second lap. Can't be rocking moves like that, BRO. You've got all the time in the world to stuff Tomac into a different area code, no need to be pulling desperation moves on the second lap. Now you're out of that championship bonus and the clubs will have to lay in wait. Seriously. I heard on PulpMX last night that Hanny dropped $30K in the clubs in one night. What a baller. That really makes me want to be in Cali. I would be giggling like a schoolgirl if I was at a club and Hansen showed up throwing down G-bars on bottle service every ten minutes like a fucking boss. That's the life for me, BRO. If Hansen somehow manages to win this bitch, I'm flying out to Vegas before the shootout is over. There's no way I'm missing that celebration. Just have to figure out how to fly from the East coast to Vegas in about an hour...

As far as the championship, Tomac decided to straight up morph out of the woodwork to be essentially tied with Tickle. Well not tied, but they are 2 points apart, right fucking there. Tomac has all the momentum because Tickle got ruined at SLC. He was riding hella defensively once he saw Hanny down and clearly forgot to carry the one when factoring the points out there, because he let just about every feather out of that cushion he had over BROmac. Tomac also has more to gain from this championship; Tickle already has a hot woman, but Eli is a lone ranger. Win the 'ship and the bitches will be running wild, just take your pic and pull the trigger on those fish in that barrel. Seriously, Freud said that everything we do is influenced by the never ending pursuit of the sacred tang, and for Tickle, that pursuit is rather inconsequential. I'm just saying...

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