Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I. Fucking. Hate. Quads.



If you're getting sick of me making fun of quads, just leave. It's never going to stop. Not until the last quad has breathed its last forsaken breath. Moving on...

Goddamnit quads. Now I'm starting to get pissed. This is getting real. I feel like the battle to end all battles between bikes and quads is ramping up. It's all because you guys try to transcend the boundaries into our world. We don't want you in our world. Now you're trying to involve our people in your gay little videos. I wish Barcia could do more than get this video kicked off the internet. Fucking sue these guys to the wall. I will act as legal concigliere if it means we can lock these destitute scumbags up and throw away the key. This is an act of terrorism. I'm scared that I'm going to kill myself everytime that kid hits a jump on his shitty RC car-style track. Terrorism. This is why we need quadcentration camps. Put all of those little quad riders in their own enclosed little area where they can thumb each other and do radical skids all day long. I mean, I am not a fan of Hitler or the Third Reich or anything, and his logic about races and creeds was dead wrong. But the reasoning behind the camps, that might not have been the worst of all time. Just saying...

Oh this should go without saying but I will anyway for any special members of our audience - That is not Barcia. Ok, done.

5 comments:

  1. I LOVE BROTOCROSS! BRO!

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  2. multiple bar humps, multiple bar turns(sometimes in the same jump), a shitty back yard track, a neckbrace with but not jersey, almost crashing(dude you are on video, just do another take to make the world maybe believe you are not a squid), claiming to be a rider they are not in the title, I am so pissed right now that I want to backhand the dip out of this kids mouth.

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  3. I love how he revs in the air, yet he shuts off when he lands? Pussy.

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  4. whats the worst part of being a quad rider? having to tell your paerents you gay

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  5. I love how he thinks he can whip BAHAHA PATHETIC.. Quads need their own seperate world away from ours. Far. Far. Away. I don't even wanna smell them.. They ruin ruts and think they can through fat whips like us.. Bish please.. Riding a quad is like getting blown by a dood it feels good till you relize you're gay..

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